just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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