Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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