i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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