I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
NoShamevember. You game?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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