I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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