Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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