Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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