This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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