Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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