i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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