Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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