New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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