Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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