Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then he tried to convert me to islam
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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