the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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