We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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