nut hugger
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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