I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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