Say something about gay babies.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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