as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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