Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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