He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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