It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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