p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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