If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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