just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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