I'll bet she douches with gravy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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