i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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