I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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