I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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