Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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