I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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