i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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