Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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