man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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