So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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