I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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