i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
This is the high leading the old right now
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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