We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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