who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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