maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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