I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it was like eating out sand paper
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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