Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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