I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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