I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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