People with herpes should wear stickers.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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