He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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