NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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