I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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