ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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